February 2012
meh. i need more/new friends. shit’s boring around here.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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ha i love this app. →
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go-away-plz asked: I thought of Sieber too. I know way too many Michaels, I feel retarded though because I've forgotten probably all of their last names. -__-
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i’ve never had a ~real~ valentine before, so i hope chris goes all out this year. i want a teddy bear or something.
seriously i can’t stop listening to the wonder years.
cardigantrees:
sally-sparr0w:
dumbledoreisabamf:
Only in America do they call the winning team “The World Champions” when only teams inside of America compete in that contest in that sport.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
we are the world
we are the world